Quotes of Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

- Roseanne Barr

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“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Life is good! It is only our thoughts, choices and actions towards the situations we meet in life each moment of time that makes life look bad! The same bad situation in life that makes one person think badly inspires another to do a noble thing! The same good situation in life that makes one person feel so good to get into a bad situation inspires another person to create another good situation because of the good situation. It is all about thoughts, choices and actions! Life is good! Live it well! ”

- Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Being positive in life it does not mean everything is going the way you want it, but it also means that when things don’t go right or your way. Then you believe ,hope and pray that they will be right and go your way. Not only that but you are making plans, decisions ,effort and action in making sure they turn right and your way. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ sometimes the unknown is better for all involved ”

- Azelene Williams

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking