Quotes of Tina Fey

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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

- Tina Fey

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“ What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. ”

- Helen Keller

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night. ”

- A. J. McLean

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Everyday of your life is a another lesson. If you learn the lesson well and apply it; whether positive or negative, you determine what happens in your tomorrow. ”

- David Kofi Awusi

“ And during, I realized that the labels didn’t matter, because when two people feel that sort of pull toward each other, it just works, and the only label that mattered was that I was in love. Totally, fully, ecstatically. ”

- Bill Konigsberg

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ How would your life be different if…You stopped allowing other people to dilute or poison your day with their words or opinions? Let today be the day…You stand strong in the truth of your beauty and journey through your day without attachment to the validation of others ”

- Steve Maraboli