Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ If you are happy with the person you are becoming, and you can understand that the journey is long and the processes are slow; you are on the right track no matter what your current situation is. ”

- Joshua Lynott

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ I miss your voice because it is a symphony; your scent because it is a treasure; your smile because it is a jewel; your hug because it is a masterpiece; and your kiss because it is a miracle. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ I constantly challenge my athletes with workouts that take them to the upper edge of their ability. Like Brett's, my philosophy is that your biggest competitor is yourself. I will never ask the impossible. But I will come close. Those who answer with courage and selfbelief instead of fear and doubt are the ones who realize their dreams. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you. ”

- Amit Ray

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet! ”

- John Green

“ The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ”

- Socrates

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ One rarely falls in love without being as much attracted to what is interestingly wrong with someone as what is objectively healthy. ”

- Alain de Botton

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ I know that the whole point—the only point—is to find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge