Quotes of Dave Barry

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

- Dave Barry

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“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ If I love you more than you love me, I’m as good as dead. Yet I can’t make myself take it back. I can’t just walk away from you, because every time you pass by me without smiling, without touching my hand, or at least making eye contact, it feels like I’m dying inside. ”

- Rachel Vincent

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Fairies with gossamer wings, Bring forth beauty, grace and joyful things. Fairies of the earth are caretakers of our soil, water and trees, They watch over beautiful creatures such as bears, bunnies and bees. Fairies ask that you breathe in and appreciate the vantage point from which you stand, Then trod carefully and respectfully with each intentional step you make across this beautiful land. ”

- Molly Friedenfeld

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ As an African elite, look within and ask, what can I do to change the present African narratives? What niche can I carve and do my uncompromising best to lift this continent? For my sake and for the sake of my children Jumoke Odepe ”

- Jumoke Odepe

“ Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right. ”

- Becca Fitzpatrick

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli