Quotes of Dave Barry

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

- Dave Barry

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“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before. ”

- Jeb Dickerson

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse. ”

- Walt Disney

“ Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown