Quotes of George Carlin

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

- George Carlin

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“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Sometimes the best of gods gift's arrive by the shattering of all the window panes. ”

- Paulo Coelho

“ Every risk bears with it the seeds of an opportunity: failure success, fall rise, and setback comeback. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ One rarely falls in love without being as much attracted to what is interestingly wrong with someone as what is objectively healthy. ”

- Alain de Botton

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ If every life is a river, then it's little wonder that we do not even notice the changes that occur until we are far out in the darkest sea. One day you look around and nothing is familiar, not even your own face. My name once meant daughter, grandaughter, friend, sister, beloved. Now those words mean only what their letters spell out; Star in the night sky. Truth in the darkness. I have crossed over to a place where I never thought I'd be. I am someone I would have never imagined. A secret. A dream. I am this, body and soul. Burn me. Drown me. Tell me lies. I will still be who I am. ”

- Alice Hoffman

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr