Quotes of Jackie Mason

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Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it.

- Jackie Mason

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“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ We werent exactly lovers yet, But we were a little more then friends. We just kept meeting at the wrong time, but our connection never ends. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back. ”

- Arthur Rubenstein

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Finding the lesson behind every adversity will be the one important thing that helps get you through it. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ At the beginning, you need no support other than your pen and paper to write down the ideas that your brain is ready to supply you at any given time. ”

- Godspower Oparaugo

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip