Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ ...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you. ”

- Anne Lamott

“ This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ She believed she could so she did. ”

- Unknown

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ Remember, if you don’t do anything – if you don’t change the way your mind works and direct your subconscious mind to create the life you want – then everything stays the same, nothing changes. ”

- Steve Backley

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo