Quotes of Dave Barry

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The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper.

- Dave Barry

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“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Eyes not only see but reveal secrets that hidden within our very soul, as You and I stroll in this world in search for our true and better selves." Morco ”

- Jeff Morco

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Do you ever put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well, that’s what love is like. Everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but you just keep going. ”

- Practical Magic

“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ The way you handle fear determines the results you have in life. If you are equipped with knowledge, you can overcome fear ”

- H. J. Chammas

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ Legacy is greater than currency ”

- Gary Vaynerchuk

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ You see, when we set goals that feel safer and achievable, we are caving in to our own preconceived notions of what we are capable of. We’re not pushing past our comfort zone; we’re just settling for status quo. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ One thing I learned out of all these years is nobody really riding wit you like they say n I’ll always keep my guard up cause of all the fuckery. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. ”

- Unknown

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway