Quotes of Ken Dodd

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I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

- Ken Dodd

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“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ To lovers out there… I have realized that even thou I can cook for myself . I can drive myself, and I can do lot of things for myself. It is always nice to be driven . I enjoyed food been coked by someone and its always nice when someone does the things for me. It is the same with Love. You can love yourself , but the best Love is when you get it from someone . When someone loves you back, even when you can love yourself. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ Everyday of your life is a another lesson. If you learn the lesson well and apply it; whether positive or negative, you determine what happens in your tomorrow. ”

- David Kofi Awusi

“ Caution not spirit, let it roam wild; for in that natural state dance embraces divine frequency. ”

- Shah Asad Rizvi

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ True love is taking the risk that it won’t be a happily. ever. after. True love is joining hands with the man who loves you for who you are, and saying, “I’m not afraid to believe in you.” ”

- Cara Lockwood