Quotes of Spike Milligan

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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

- Spike Milligan

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“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Do not yearn to be popular; be exquisite. Do not desire to be famous; be loved. Do not take pride in being expected; be palpable, unmistakable. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. ”

- P.C. Cast

“ It is our wounds that create in us a desire to reach for miracles. The fulfillment of such miracles depends on whether we let our wounds pull us down or lift us up towards our dreams. ”

- Jocelyn Soriano

“ Changing a Habit is Never Difficult. Difficult is to Address Your Unwillingness to do it ”

- Vineet Raj Kapoor

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope. ”

- Timothy Keller

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Writing is the knitting of the soul ”

- Khaled Talib

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens