Quotes of George Carlin

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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

- George Carlin

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“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ I miss everything about you Can’t believe that I still want you And after all the things we’ve been through. ”

- Colbie Caillat

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ If you listen more, you will judge less; and when you judge less, you will appreciate differences; and you will be more happy. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Hope is a waking dream. ”

- Aristotle

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ Sometimes what seems so right turns out wrong and what seems so wrong turns out right. What do I call this phenomenon? Life. ”

- Charles F. Glassman

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas