Quotes of George Carlin

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.

- George Carlin

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“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ Is there any positive energy like enthusiasm? ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I may not be where I want to be, but if I stop now, I'll NEVER get where I'm going! ”

- Laura Lynch

“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

- Mariyam Hasnain

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare