Quotes of Evan Esar

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Don't divorce your wife: bring her a dozen roses; the shock will kill her, and you can use the roses for the funeral.

- Evan Esar

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“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ We don’t really care for things that we get easily in life. Life always needs to be served hot. ”

- Subhasis Das

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ Hope is a waking dream. ”

- Aristotle

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ Do not yearn to be popular; be exquisite. Do not desire to be famous; be loved. Do not take pride in being expected; be palpable, unmistakable. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Our children will be counted, and justice will be served. Our babies deserve a fair chance at life. We are our children’s groundbreakers; therefore, we cannot give up. We might run out of breath but we must have the willpower when moving forward to fight for our children’s voices to be heard. Bullying is not accepted ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ Every risk bears with it the seeds of an opportunity: failure success, fall rise, and setback comeback. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo