Quotes of Jack Nicholson

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.

- Jack Nicholson

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“ The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope. ”

- Timothy Keller

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ There are no trips to your past that are free ”

- Michalopoulos Angelos

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream and how you handle disappointment along the way. ”

- Robert Kiyosaki

“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Such is my relationship with God: on my gigantic canvass of life, I am the one throwing all of the brightlycolored paints, creating genuine splatters, authentic whirlpools of color, beautiful patterns, wonderful streaks and stains and wild accents; God is the one with the paintbrush who stands beside my canvass filling all the intricate and amazing details in between the whirlpools and the streaks! We're happy together! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ True love is taking the risk that it won’t be a happily. ever. after. True love is joining hands with the man who loves you for who you are, and saying, “I’m not afraid to believe in you.” ”

- Cara Lockwood

“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ When love comes like that, all you can do is surrender, to lay down your arms and submit to the will of those who would love you. For in denying it, you face only regret. ”

- Michael Kilman

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Being positive in life it does not mean everything is going the way you want it, but it also means that when things don’t go right or your way. Then you believe ,hope and pray that they will be right and go your way. Not only that but you are making plans, decisions ,effort and action in making sure they turn right and your way. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy