Quotes of Dave Barry

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Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!

- Dave Barry

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“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ Be Brave, Be Bold! Never allow fear to dictate your choices. Use your VOICE & trust in your abilities. ”

- Rosalie Bardo

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Do not let your negative thoughts have power over you because those thoughts will end up controlling your life. No one can live a positive life with a negative mind. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ Life is a series of pulls back and forth... A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. Most of us live somewhere in the middle. A wrestling match...Which side win? Love wins. Love always wins ”

- Mitch Albom

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Those who ignore the rise of evil and depravity in a democracy, grant tacit license of acceptance and draw harm upon the vulnerable. When someone has altered our course without consent, we must engage to restore our path. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Visionary decisionmaking happens at the intersection of intuition and logic. ”

- Gandhi

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire