Quotes of George Carlin

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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

- George Carlin

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“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires: To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To know the pain of too much tenderness. To be wounded by your own understanding of love; And to bleed willingly and joyfully. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving; To rest at noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy; To return home at eventide with gratitude; And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise on your lips. ”

- Kahlil Gibran

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. ”

- Anonymous

“ It is our wounds that create in us a desire to reach for miracles. The fulfillment of such miracles depends on whether we let our wounds pull us down or lift us up towards our dreams. ”

- Jocelyn Soriano

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ Your Dreams Matter. Like an athlete trains, so must the student of life. Train the mind, body and spirit, so you may achieve anything. Life is about sharing your dreams/purpose (gifts/passions/talents) with the world and helping others find their way. ”

- Elizabeth SalamancaBrosig

“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ There will be tough workouts when the athlete has to really dig deep, believe, and not give up when the pain seems too much. The athlete can respond in one of two ways: Yield to the pain and selfdoubt or decide that fear will not determine his or her potential. It's hard (and usually uncomfortable) work breaking through old barriers and selfdefeating thought patterns to see meaningful progress, and fear is an absolutely natural response, but you can't let it become a limiter. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope. ”

- Timothy Keller

“ Isn't it strange how we all start as strangers? Fall in love, share infinities, hurt each other, fall out of love to eventually end as the strangers we once were? ”

- Fiphie

“ Finding the lesson behind every adversity will be the one important thing that helps get you through it. ”

- Roy T. Bennett