Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ How can I put the Auras back in the chest?” I asked, terror boiling inside my stomach. “You can’t. Not if those that were or will be struck by them won’t be eager to express their feelings and let you help them. You do not change people, dearie. It’s the people that change themselves. You’re the Guardian, but they’re the bearers,” the Oracle whispered. “I’m no Guardian. I’m doomed!” I said and I knew that this was true. ”

- Victoria Moschou

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Everyday of your life is a another lesson. If you learn the lesson well and apply it; whether positive or negative, you determine what happens in your tomorrow. ”

- David Kofi Awusi

“ And, in the end… The love you take is equal to the love you make. ”

- Paul McCartney

“ I want to stand in front Allah proud of how well I treated back in dunya. ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ And during, I realized that the labels didn’t matter, because when two people feel that sort of pull toward each other, it just works, and the only label that mattered was that I was in love. Totally, fully, ecstatically. ”

- Bill Konigsberg

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Accepting personal responsibility for your life frees you from outside influences – increases your selfesteem – boosts confidence in your ability to decisions – and ultimately leads to achieve success in life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Sometimes we may feel disheartened and demoralized but we must keep faith in ourselves. We may be going through a lot of ups and downs in our life. But we must realise that growth begins from chaos! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola