Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ”

- Socrates

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Being positive in life it does not mean everything is going the way you want it, but it also means that when things don’t go right or your way. Then you believe ,hope and pray that they will be right and go your way. Not only that but you are making plans, decisions ,effort and action in making sure they turn right and your way. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ You are successful in my book if you do what you love for a living; you do not owe money to anyone; you have a place what you call home; you have a wife/husband, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a partner who loves and respects you; and most importantly, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones who stand by you in good and bad days. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé
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