Quotes of Dave Barry

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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

- Dave Barry

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“ She believed she could so she did. ”

- Unknown

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ One thing I learned out of all these years is nobody really riding wit you like they say n I’ll always keep my guard up cause of all the fuckery. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ Tuhan kan nggak mungkin langsung sedekah ke orangorang, ya kalianlah sedekah duit kalau punya duit, sedekah ilmu, sedekah senyum. Masa sih kalau sudah gitu Tuhan gak bales cintamu? Tapi gak mungkin dia belaibelai langsung rambutmu, sentuh bibirmu. Maka Tuhan ciptakan “wakil”nya, yaitu pacarmu. Maka doalah, “Tuhan, semoga pacarku ini betulbetul orang yang kau pilihkan untukku. ”

- Sujiwo Tejo

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ There are no trips to your past that are free ”

- Michalopoulos Angelos

“ Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. ”

- Unknown

“ If we open ourselves up to our feelings, our intuition, and our spiritual centers, we become much closer to the mystery of the Universe. ”

- Patricia Lynn

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina