Quotes of Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

- Dave Barry

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“ I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it’s just too much. The current’s too strong. They’ve got to let go, drift apart. ”

- Kazuo Ishiguro

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Some people are not capable of loving you the way you need to be loved It might be wise to just wish them well and take care of yourself. ”

- Charles E Hudson

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ There's a very positive relationship between people's ability to accomplish any task and the time they're willing to spend on it. ”

- Joyce Brothers

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ When things do not go your way, remember that every challenge — every adversity — contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ”

- Sophocles

“ Love overcomes bitterness, overpowers sorrow, overwhelms anger, and overthrows hatred. Medicine heals the body, faith heals the heart, wisdom heals the mind, and love heals the soul. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”

- Robert Frost

“ Give yourself permission to practice selfcare and to make time for your own dreams, goals, and priorities. ”

- Ruth Soukup