Quotes of Jackie Mason

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Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it.

- Jackie Mason

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“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ Tuhan kan nggak mungkin langsung sedekah ke orangorang, ya kalianlah sedekah duit kalau punya duit, sedekah ilmu, sedekah senyum. Masa sih kalau sudah gitu Tuhan gak bales cintamu? Tapi gak mungkin dia belaibelai langsung rambutmu, sentuh bibirmu. Maka Tuhan ciptakan “wakil”nya, yaitu pacarmu. Maka doalah, “Tuhan, semoga pacarku ini betulbetul orang yang kau pilihkan untukku. ”

- Sujiwo Tejo

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ Before, I wanted to say: "I found love!" But now, I want to say: "I found a person. And he belongs to me and I belong to him. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ Hope is a waking dream. ”

- Aristotle

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong