Quotes of Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

- Erma Bombeck

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“ Caution not spirit, let it roam wild; for in that natural state dance embraces divine frequency. ”

- Shah Asad Rizvi

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ When things do not go your way, remember that every challenge — every adversity — contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ Yet there are moments when the walls of the mind grow thin; when nothing is unabsorbed, and I could fancy that we might blow so vast a bubble that the sun might set and rise in it and we might take the blue of midday and the black of midnight and be cast off and escape from here and now. ”

- Virginia Woolf

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Love people who hate you. Pray for people who have wronged you. It won’t just change their life…it’ll change yours. ”

- Mandy Hale

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ We werent exactly lovers yet, But we were a little more then friends. We just kept meeting at the wrong time, but our connection never ends. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ It is that we are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett