Quotes of Stephen B. Leacock

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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.

- Stephen B. Leacock

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“ ...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you. ”

- Anne Lamott

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ If our love isn't written in the stars, Why the very moment we truly locked eyes for the first time does one fly straight by. There's something to be said about twinsouls and meeting eye to eye, the soul ignites its fire for the very first time. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ Do I care about pleasure? Yes. But I don't believe in happiness. ”

- Tatiana Vedenska

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller