Quotes of Alan Coren

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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

- Alan Coren

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“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving. ”

- Fulton J. Sheen

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ That's a misconception, Lennie. The sky is everywhere, it begins at your feet. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ You lose nothing when fighting for a cause ... In my mind the losers are those who don't have a cause they care about. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson