Quotes of Emo Phillips

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Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.

- Emo Phillips

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“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed Against the earth's sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree. ”

- Joyce Kilmer

“ feeling upset? look up a lover ”

- Arif Naseem

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it’s just too much. The current’s too strong. They’ve got to let go, drift apart. ”

- Kazuo Ishiguro

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ Isn't it strange how we all start as strangers? Fall in love, share infinities, hurt each other, fall out of love to eventually end as the strangers we once were? ”

- Fiphie

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground. ”

- Stephen Covey

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling