Quotes of George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron.

- George Carlin

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“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ I will be generous with my love today. I will sprinkle compliments and uplifting words everywhere I go. I will do this knowing that my words are like seeds and when they fall on fertile soil, a reflection of those seeds will grow into something greater. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ Fairies with gossamer wings, Bring forth beauty, grace and joyful things. Fairies of the earth are caretakers of our soil, water and trees, They watch over beautiful creatures such as bears, bunnies and bees. Fairies ask that you breathe in and appreciate the vantage point from which you stand, Then trod carefully and respectfully with each intentional step you make across this beautiful land. ”

- Molly Friedenfeld

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ Without term limits, some remain in office for decades; as a result, their power increases and they feel entitled, and ignore the people they represent; but do not be fooled that term limits would ultimately change representation, for it’s the ignorance of the populace who continue returning the same people to office. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Live every day like it’s your last. ”

- Unknown

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards