Quotes of Steven Wright

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I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

- Steven Wright

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“ Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something. ”

- E. L. Simpson

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Anything under God's control is never out of control. ”

- Charles Swindoll

“ Do I care about pleasure? Yes. But I don't believe in happiness. ”

- Tatiana Vedenska

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours] ”

- Taylor Swift

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ To lovers out there… I have realized that even thou I can cook for myself . I can drive myself, and I can do lot of things for myself. It is always nice to be driven . I enjoyed food been coked by someone and its always nice when someone does the things for me. It is the same with Love. You can love yourself , but the best Love is when you get it from someone . When someone loves you back, even when you can love yourself. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax
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