Quotes of Jack Handey

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.

- Jack Handey

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“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Her footprints are leaving green marks on the desert heart of mine ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Willingness to show we are interested in our children’s needs takes the burden and worries off their minds. It shows compassion on our end, and it builds trust on their end. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ Some people are not capable of loving you the way you need to be loved It might be wise to just wish them well and take care of yourself. ”

- Charles E Hudson

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse. ”

- Walt Disney

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Growing up in wartorn country like South Sudan wasn't hard and unbearable, but I'm always thankful for the experiences I encountered; cos with them I had realized my full potential to walked in seek of change and make impact on lives of others. ”

- Luka J. Riek

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Love is blind, they saybut isn't it more that love makes us see too much? Isn't it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone