Quotes of Stephen Colbert

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All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

- Stephen Colbert

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“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ Do I care about pleasure? Yes. But I don't believe in happiness. ”

- Tatiana Vedenska

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ One day she will be mine. I am telling you. I need to have her, and she needs me. She just doesn’t know it yet. There is no one in the world that could love her the way I could. ”

- Nico J. Genes

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ Our children will be counted, and justice will be served. Our babies deserve a fair chance at life. We are our children’s groundbreakers; therefore, we cannot give up. We might run out of breath but we must have the willpower when moving forward to fight for our children’s voices to be heard. Bullying is not accepted ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ To lovers out there… I have realized that even thou I can cook for myself . I can drive myself, and I can do lot of things for myself. It is always nice to be driven . I enjoyed food been coked by someone and its always nice when someone does the things for me. It is the same with Love. You can love yourself , but the best Love is when you get it from someone . When someone loves you back, even when you can love yourself. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ If you are happy with the person you are becoming, and you can understand that the journey is long and the processes are slow; you are on the right track no matter what your current situation is. ”

- Joshua Lynott

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ You are successful in my book if you do what you love for a living; you do not owe money to anyone; you have a place what you call home; you have a wife/husband, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a partner who loves and respects you; and most importantly, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones who stand by you in good and bad days. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld