Quotes of Jack Handey

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It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing.

- Jack Handey

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“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. ”

- Rita Mae Brown

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ Visionary decisionmaking happens at the intersection of intuition and logic. ”

- Gandhi

“ Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ As an African elite, look within and ask, what can I do to change the present African narratives? What niche can I carve and do my uncompromising best to lift this continent? For my sake and for the sake of my children Jumoke Odepe ”

- Jumoke Odepe

“ Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is. ”

- Gary Zukav

“ To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground. ”

- Stephen Covey

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ Mythology is not a lie, mythology is poetry, it is metaphorical. It has been well said that mythology is the penultimate truthpenultimate because the ultimate cannot be put into words. It is beyond words. Beyond images, beyond that bounding rim of the Buddhist Wheel of Becoming. Mythology pitches the mind beyond that rim, to what can be known but not told. ”

- Joseph Campbell

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli