Quotes of Bill Maher

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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

- Bill Maher

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“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. ”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Fairies with gossamer wings, Bring forth beauty, grace and joyful things. Fairies of the earth are caretakers of our soil, water and trees, They watch over beautiful creatures such as bears, bunnies and bees. Fairies ask that you breathe in and appreciate the vantage point from which you stand, Then trod carefully and respectfully with each intentional step you make across this beautiful land. ”

- Molly Friedenfeld

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ You need just the right amount of 'Fuck the world' and the right amount of belief in something...and you need the right amount of love. ”

- Gerard Way

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling