Quotes of Erma Bombeck

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

- Erma Bombeck

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“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer

“ You are successful in my book if you do what you love for a living; you do not owe money to anyone; you have a place what you call home; you have a wife/husband, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a partner who loves and respects you; and most importantly, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones who stand by you in good and bad days. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ I miss everything about you Can’t believe that I still want you And after all the things we’ve been through. ”

- Colbie Caillat

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ At the beginning, you need no support other than your pen and paper to write down the ideas that your brain is ready to supply you at any given time. ”

- Godspower Oparaugo

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’