Quotes of Erma Bombeck

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

- Erma Bombeck

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“ I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy. ”

- Helen Fisher

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ We accept some black people, receive some white people, embrace some Asian people, and welcome some mixed people, but God commands us to love all people. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”

- Robert Frost

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ sometimes the unknown is better for all involved ”

- Azelene Williams

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo