Quotes of Dave Barry

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

- Dave Barry

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“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Love is blind, they say–but isn’t it more that love makes us see too much? Isn’t it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher Eve Green

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ The beautiful thing about love is that you just need to plant it once and nurture it and it shall bloom into blossoms that would cover the valleys. ”

- Hermann J. Steinherr

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.. ”

- Thoreau

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ It is time to stop a young woman from being manipulated to break her ass and tear herself down to the core in order to build a man up. Once she builds him up, more than half the time he leaves her to figure out the millionpiece puzzle of life. Wow! It never amazes me how men forget who was there for them when they didn’t have a damn thing to their name. It’s a timeout for that! ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ I miss your voice because it is a symphony; your scent because it is a treasure; your smile because it is a jewel; your hug because it is a masterpiece; and your kiss because it is a miracle. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. ”

- Rita Mae Brown

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld