Quotes of Jack Handey

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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!

- Jack Handey

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“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right. ”

- Becca Fitzpatrick

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ I want to stand in front Allah proud of how well I treated back in dunya. ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

- Mariyam Hasnain

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ Unrequited love’s a bore. ”

- Lorenz Hart

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ She was right about something else too," Dimitri said after a long pause. My back was to him, but there was a strange quality to his voice that made me turn around. "What's that?" I asked. "That I do still love you." With that one sentence, everything in the universe changed. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ You can never plan the future by the past. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ The true miracle lies in our eagerness to allow, appreciate, and honor the uniqueness, and freedom of each sentient being to sing the song of their heart. ”

- Amit Ray

“ Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back. ”

- Arthur Rubenstein

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ With love comes the risk of losing it. With love comes the risk of getting burnt with it. When love burns, it consumes even the soul. ”

- Jyoti Arora

“ If you are happy with the person you are becoming, and you can understand that the journey is long and the processes are slow; you are on the right track no matter what your current situation is. ”

- Joshua Lynott

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. ”

- Anonymous