Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Well, now If little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you Little by little If suddenly you forget me Do not look for me For I shall already have forgotten you If you think it long and mad the wind of banners that passes through my life And you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots Remember That on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms And my roots will set off to seek another land ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ Life is good! It is only our thoughts, choices and actions towards the situations we meet in life each moment of time that makes life look bad! The same bad situation in life that makes one person think badly inspires another to do a noble thing! The same good situation in life that makes one person feel so good to get into a bad situation inspires another person to create another good situation because of the good situation. It is all about thoughts, choices and actions! Life is good! Live it well! ”

- Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. ”

- Woody Allen

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ When love is real. You both will do whatever you can to build and construct a solid relationship. It will be hard work but it's possible, We all come with pros and cons. If it's real, it will never be over. ”

- Katherine Vargas

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ I’ll hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms. ”

- Unknown

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins