Quotes of Rita Rudner

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I like men who wear earrings. They've bought jewelry and they've experienced pain.

- Rita Rudner

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“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.. ”

- Thoreau

“ Our great human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the spirit, and light up the brain. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ Nothing is over for good! You either take with you memories, love, lesson or an experience. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ If I love you more than you love me, I’m as good as dead. Yet I can’t make myself take it back. I can’t just walk away from you, because every time you pass by me without smiling, without touching my hand, or at least making eye contact, it feels like I’m dying inside. ”

- Rachel Vincent

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence