Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ True Love is not something that will ever happen in an instant....because the summary of our lives is not in an instant. Love at First sight is just infatuation. True Love.....is like a fine wine. It has layers upon layers of depth and flavor, all of which gets better if it is aged and cared for correctly. True Love is the gradual deep understanding of your Spouse, and a spiritual empathy towards them. As they get older, and change, you eagerly continue to turn pages of your lives together, studying and empathizing with a person that you do not need to be defensive or suspicious of. ”

- sangeeta mann

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you. ”

- Cynthia Hand

“ We accept some black people, receive some white people, embrace some Asian people, and welcome some mixed people, but God commands us to love all people. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Love people who hate you. Pray for people who have wronged you. It won’t just change their life…it’ll change yours. ”

- Mandy Hale

“ When we go into stillness we can hear our soul’s voice loud and clear. If we speak from our heart we share our soul’s melody with the world. ”

- Christina Goetz

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ Every risk bears with it the seeds of an opportunity: failure success, fall rise, and setback comeback. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ Battered was my heart in the deep search, branded with cracks like slices of silver birch. An ignorant dream, a wish, just fool's gold that was the tale that love had sold. ”

- Sara Secora

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright