Quotes of Mortimer Caplin

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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

- Mortimer Caplin

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“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ Damn right you are. Tinley, you know I love you, and I want nothing but the best for you. But you are only as capable as you believe you are. I know you could do anything you want to in this world, but you have to want it and tell yourself you can actually do it. Stop second guessing yourself and let yourself live. Truly live. ”

- Alexandria Bishop

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”

- Robert Frost

“ All my problems bow before my stubbornness. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ You need just the right amount of 'Fuck the world' and the right amount of belief in something...and you need the right amount of love. ”

- Gerard Way

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy. ”

- Helen Fisher

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius