Quotes of Ken Dodd

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I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

- Ken Dodd

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“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ You can never plan the future by the past. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground. ”

- Stephen Covey

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death. ”

- John F. Kennedy

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially ”

- Veronica Roth

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong

“ At one time or another we are all called to leave the safety of our homes, the certainty of what we know, the illusions of who we are. Not everyone will heed this call, of course. And those who do will risk losing themselves completely. But if we choose to ignore the invitation, we risk never knowing who we might have become. We risk dying without knowing what it is to live. ”

- Thomas Lloyd Qualls

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler