Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ Don't be pushed by your problems;be led by your dreams. Believe in you. ”

- Vasso Charalambous

“ If our love isn't written in the stars, Why the very moment we truly locked eyes for the first time does one fly straight by. There's something to be said about twinsouls and meeting eye to eye, the soul ignites its fire for the very first time. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ It was like I’d met my life’s purpose. Like I’d been hurtling through the cosmos, blind, and without a destiny and he gave me one. He was fated to be the man who would break my heart at last. The heart I’d kept under scrutiny, sheltered, for this long, he tore through the heavy vaults and ripped it right out of my chest. From then on, there was no me, and no him. There was only us. ”

- Ellie Fox

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ If I love you more than you love me, I’m as good as dead. Yet I can’t make myself take it back. I can’t just walk away from you, because every time you pass by me without smiling, without touching my hand, or at least making eye contact, it feels like I’m dying inside. ”

- Rachel Vincent

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch