Quotes of Dave Barry

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The Internet browser… is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.

- Dave Barry

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“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ If I love you more than you love me, I’m as good as dead. Yet I can’t make myself take it back. I can’t just walk away from you, because every time you pass by me without smiling, without touching my hand, or at least making eye contact, it feels like I’m dying inside. ”

- Rachel Vincent

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ True love is not so much a matter of romance as it is a matter of anxious concern for the wellbeing of one's companion. ”

- Gordon B. Hinckley

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ It is that we are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy. ”

- Helen Fisher