Quotes of Evan Esar

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

- Evan Esar

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“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ It is that we are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it’s just too much. The current’s too strong. They’ve got to let go, drift apart. ”

- Kazuo Ishiguro

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. ”

- Anonymous

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death. ”

- John F. Kennedy

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade

“ sometimes the unknown is better for all involved ”

- Azelene Williams

“ My sister will die over and over again for the rest of my life. Grief is forever. It doesn't go away; it becomes a part of you, step for step, breath for breath. I will never stop grieving Bailey because I will never stop loving her. That's just how it is. Grief and love are conjoined, you don't get one without the other. All I can do is love her, and love the world, emulate her by living with daring and spirit and joy. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. ”

- Rita Mae Brown