Quotes of Dennis Miller

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I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.

- Dennis Miller

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“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Often, we fabricate the people we love to make loving them more palatable; the fictionalized version of them reduces the awareness of truth. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Eyes not only see but reveal secrets that hidden within our very soul, as You and I stroll in this world in search for our true and better selves." Morco ”

- Jeff Morco

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you. ”

- Amit Ray

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are. ”

- Matthew

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Don't be pushed by your problems;be led by your dreams. Believe in you. ”

- Vasso Charalambous

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini