Quotes of Steven Wright

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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours. He said, Yes, but not in a row.

- Steven Wright

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“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death. ”

- John F. Kennedy

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ Visionary decisionmaking happens at the intersection of intuition and logic. ”

- Gandhi

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Stay strong, stay positive, and never give up. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream and how you handle disappointment along the way. ”

- Robert Kiyosaki

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift