Quotes of Dave Barry

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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

- Dave Barry

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“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream and how you handle disappointment along the way. ”

- Robert Kiyosaki

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ Living with a purpose in life is more fulfilling than living a rich lifestyle without a purpose. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ You are successful in my book if you do what you love for a living; you do not owe money to anyone; you have a place what you call home; you have a wife/husband, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a partner who loves and respects you; and most importantly, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones who stand by you in good and bad days. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

- Mariyam Hasnain

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer