Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ Growing up in wartorn country like South Sudan wasn't hard and unbearable, but I'm always thankful for the experiences I encountered; cos with them I had realized my full potential to walked in seek of change and make impact on lives of others. ”

- Luka J. Riek

“ It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. ”

- Andre Gide

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you. ”

- Cynthia Hand

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ Your love needs no explanation, and their sin does not deserve your revenge. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way. I'm this way because my husband made me this way." Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But then you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible. ”

- Camille Paglia

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ With love comes the risk of losing it. With love comes the risk of getting burnt with it. When love burns, it consumes even the soul. ”

- Jyoti Arora

“ All my problems bow before my stubbornness. ”

- Amit Kalantri