Quotes of Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

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“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death. ”

- John F. Kennedy

“ The path is paved with consistent, conscious mental and spiritual alertness and the gradual growth of goodness in our heart and clarity in our mind. We are awake. If we keep trying to understand, we will understand. If we keep telling ourselves that we are loved by Life and if we keep looking for evidence of that love, we will find it. ”

- Donna Goddard

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. ”

- Unknown

“ Your Dreams Matter. Like an athlete trains, so must the student of life. Train the mind, body and spirit, so you may achieve anything. Life is about sharing your dreams/purpose (gifts/passions/talents) with the world and helping others find their way. ”

- Elizabeth SalamancaBrosig

“ As an African elite, look within and ask, what can I do to change the present African narratives? What niche can I carve and do my uncompromising best to lift this continent? For my sake and for the sake of my children Jumoke Odepe ”

- Jumoke Odepe

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ If we open ourselves up to our feelings, our intuition, and our spiritual centers, we become much closer to the mystery of the Universe. ”

- Patricia Lynn

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne