Quotes of Dave Barry

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

- Dave Barry

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“ In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ You can't stop dreaming just because the night never seems to end. ”

- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem

“ All my problems bow before my stubbornness. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ We don’t really care for things that we get easily in life. Life always needs to be served hot. ”

- Subhasis Das

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Our great human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the spirit, and light up the brain. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something. ”

- E. L. Simpson

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ I constantly challenge my athletes with workouts that take them to the upper edge of their ability. Like Brett's, my philosophy is that your biggest competitor is yourself. I will never ask the impossible. But I will come close. Those who answer with courage and selfbelief instead of fear and doubt are the ones who realize their dreams. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy. ”

- Helen Fisher

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban