Quotes of Dave Barry

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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

- Dave Barry

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“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ As powerful as your genetic combination is in determining the outcome of your life, your decisions are more powerful. You will ultimately look like your decisions. ”

- Kingsley Opuwari Manuel

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

- Tyler Kent White

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk. ”

- Robert T. Kiyosaki

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ To lovers out there… We love and what when we cannot love anymore. We Leave. We don’t fight, abuse, Violet, Beat, Bruise, Emotional drained and blackmail, Rape, Kill, Poison, Hurt, distress, torment , lie about other person to destroy their reputation and to hurt them back. We leave the ones that hurt and that don’t appreciate us to find better ones that we will love and they will love us back ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. ”

- Napoleon Hill