Quotes of Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

- Dave Barry

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“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ She believed she could so she did. ”

- Unknown

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ Writing is the knitting of the soul ”

- Khaled Talib

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Before, I wanted to say: "I found love!" But now, I want to say: "I found a person. And he belongs to me and I belong to him. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. ”

- Banksy

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ To being far away from everything and everyone Stefanie Sybens, Letters from the WhatWentBefore ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead